Reasons I am voting Democrat

• … an inexperienced US Senator gives great speeches that make me feel good.
• … I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
• … I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
• … I believe three or four elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution through judicial fiat every few days to suit some idealists who would otherwise never get their agendas past the voters.
• … I don't want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.
• … freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
• … I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees (after taxes).
• … I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
• … I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches.
• … I don't want Doctors who were at the top of their classes to operate on me. I want a government employee who makes $50k a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an engineer doing my surgery.
• … I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in this country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of polar bears now would we?
• … when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
• … I like it when planes fly into buildings full of civilians. I want to see more of that.
• … I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
• … I don't want to eat poison food and drink infected water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. (Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the world (China) is the most polluted?)
• … I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
• … I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I'm going to marry my TV.
• … I really believe there is no bias in the media.