Everyone knows that Rhode Island really isn't a state, it's just a joke perpetuated by New Englanders on the rest of the country for their own amusement.
New England is really one state, it just gets twelve Senatorial votes and has a particularly byzantine internal tax code.
Days of major terrorist attacks in New York: 1, ever.
Number of major earthquakes on the West coast: about 5 or 6 in the past century, spread out from California to Alaska.
Percentage of years in which Buffalo, New York has freeze-your-ass-off winters: 100.